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What if we were just a boy and girl? || Modern!AU

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burgers-and-fries-nation:

Al sighed, and shook his head lightly as he was being given the heart. It wasn’t even that red, and there wasn’t even blood on it. She could have done this all on her own if she wanted. Unless she didn’t like the idea of cutting into anything at all. 

He poked the heart with dull tweezers they were given, and sighed again. He could have done this work without even cutting open the heart. It was all basic anyway, and if it wasn’t, he could always lie about his results. 

Whatever the reason, he hardly cared now that they were already doing this project together. Without much thought, he cut open the heart like he was suppose to. Apparently they were suppose to check the valves of the heart to see if if there was any signs of heart failure. Already Al couldn’t see anything wrong with the heart, and there probably wasn’t anything wrong with any of the other hearts either. This whole thing was just wasting their time, and that pissed off Al more than anything. 

If it weren’t for the fact that Isla was there, he probably would have left the classroom already. But since he already knew what the game was, he pushed the heart away from Isla, and made room so he could lay his head back down on the table.

The whole thing bothered her. Even with the lack of blood the flesh and meat and cleaning smell. It all made her head feel really light and airy, even the thought was making her feel weak. Besides, he wouldn’t go on with pointless chatter like the girls and he wouldn’t shamelessly flirt or make dumb jokes like the boys. He would sit there in silence just like her and it was a slight relief from having to act interested in people that she had no interest in. 

Isla knew enough about the lab to fill out their worksheet without them having to actually dissect it. Once Al does done messing with the heart isla saw him lay his head down and she rolled her eyes and finished up the sheet before pushing it over to him so he could just out his name down and she laid her arms on the table and then laid her chin on them. 

Funny how the only person she felt that could keep up with her in both an intellectual way and a social way was this druggie delinquent who happened to also be able to terrify her while at the same time make her feel safe. Isla scowled as she thought, it was hard not to think about him when he was sitting next to her. 

As Al was given the paper to write his name, he gave Isla a look of annoyance. She couldn’t write down three letters for him? Al J.; that’s all that was needed. Was she that tired she couldn’t write three letters? Al wasn’t sure why he kept fixating on that, but it didn’t matter. He took her pen from her hand, and write his name, and last initial before laying his head back down on the table. 

With all the chatter going on in the classroom, Al only payed attention to the ticking of the clock in the front of the room. He even found himself tapping his foot at its rhythm counting the seconds until the class was over. 

1,110 — Tap; 1,109 —Tap; 1,108 — Tap; 1,107 —Tap

The Proposal

russiansunflowerr:

burgers-and-fries-nation:

russiansunflowerr:

Anya and Alfred continued to look idily at the shops, sharing laughter and a few quick kisses as they moved their way through the stores. Anya was very happy, she hadn’t had a relaxed day like this in a while, and even better it was with the man she loved more than anything. But they looked already through almost every shop they could that was in the small village of sorts where they where and she looked around “I think we went through everything, what should we do now?”

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There it was; Alfred’s opportunity he had been waiting for. Any other time it might have been too obvious, but now he could lay out the rest of the day like he wanted. Without trying to sound like he already knew what to do, he waited a few moments pretending to think, then suggested, ”You wanna go to a waterfall? There’s special ones where they made it so people can swim around them, and jump off them! And even eat there too!! It wouldn’t be too far out of our way if you wanted to swim, then eat dinner there!”

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Anya loved the idea unaware “Of corse, it sounds like a wonderful idea. We just have to get dressed into our swimming costumes when we get there though” she smiled and gave a small chuckle, now they would be on their way to the main event.
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His smile grew as he laughed again, and replied, ”Well, let’s just look around here for some! That’s what these things are for anyway! To help tourists like us buy the things we either forgot at our house, or just don’t have!”

Before she could protest, Alfred started to lead her through more of the vendors full of people, and trinkets to sell. Thought he vendor that caught Alfred’s attention had racks of various bikini designs, and shapes to choose from. Once they were close enough, Alfred started to take a few of them from the racks, and exclaimed, ”Look, they got all kinds of swimming suits for ya right here! I bet there’s even a sunflower one if we look hard enough!”

'ey Al, am I able ta form contracts with ye?

smokinhotscots:

burgers-and-fries-nation:

burgers-and-fries-nation:

Theoretically, yes. But I need a reason first.

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[right that’s what they’re called]

[shrugs]

Doesn’t hurt to try it. And if I don’t then you can do something about that department.

It’s a wonder ye don’ ‘ave a bunch of devil spawn runnin’ around.

-rolls her eyes before getting an idea and looking back at him-

'ow 'ave ye not gotten girls pregnant this whole time? Don' tell me I was yer first? Ye sure didn't act like a virgin. Unless ye've been fuckin' guys until ye started datin' me. 

-Al how the hell do you not have a crap ton more baby mama?-

Do you honestly think I was a virgin when we first met? I had plenty of sexual partners before you, and I’m sure you’ve had plenty of sexual partners before me.

The devil’s there didn’t care for any kind of birth control since we were trying to make our den bigger. And we didn’t think too highly of devils of the same sex having sex. It didn’t do anything to make the den bigger so they were viewed as being selfish. I didn’t care either way, so long as no one took what was mine.

[he’s not even sure himself wow he should have been more careful, but oh well]

The Proposal

russiansunflowerr:

burgers-and-fries-nation:

russiansunflowerr:

Anya smiled a little seeing Alfred’s blush “I guess ile get it then, but this. Is your hat” she went over to the hat rack and she picked out a round hat with a propeller on the top and she placed it on Alfred’s head and teased poking his stomach “there, it fits your child like personality”

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Alfred was tempted to knock the hat off him, but it was more fun this way. Instead he twirled the propeller on his head, and laughed loudly, “Yeah, it fits perfectly!!”

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Alfred paid for the hats, and more, as he held Anya’s hand again, and started to lead her through some more shops, ”C’mon, let’s look some more! I’m sure there’s a lot of little trinkets to buy around here!”

Anya and Alfred continued to look idily at the shops, sharing laughter and a few quick kisses as they moved their way through the stores. Anya was very happy, she hadn’t had a relaxed day like this in a while, and even better it was with the man she loved more than anything. But they looked already through almost every shop they could that was in the small village of sorts where they where and she looked around “I think we went through everything, what should we do now?”
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There it was; Alfred’s opportunity he had been waiting for. Any other time it might have been too obvious, but now he could lay out the rest of the day like he wanted. Without trying to sound like he already knew what to do, he waited a few moments pretending to think, then suggested, ”You wanna go to a waterfall? There’s special ones where they made it so people can swim around them, and jump off them! And even eat there too!! It wouldn’t be too far out of our way if you wanted to swim, then eat dinner there!”

The Proposal

russiansunflowerr:

burgers-and-fries-nation:

russiansunflowerr:

Following Alfred to the shops she quickly was finishing her ice creme and was already on the cone, and she looked upwards once Alfred offered her the hat and she blinked “Alright, lets try it on” Once she put it on she adjusted the hat, and she smiled at Alfred even more “What do you think?” The hat only complemented Anya even more than what she thought, her hair matched the wicker of the hat and the hat with the sunflower pattern around the ribbon matched who she was just perfectly “How does it look?”

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Alfred took a mental picture in his head as to how Anya looked at the moment. Though there wasn’t any way he’d forget how she looked no matter what happened, or how many years passed. His blush came back to his cheeks as he laughed lightly, and replied, ”You look perfect right now. Absolutely perfect.”

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Anya smiled a little seeing Alfred’s blush “I guess ile get it then, but this. Is your hat” she went over to the hat rack and she picked out a round hat with a propeller on the top and she placed it on Alfred’s head and teased poking his stomach “there, it fits your child like personality”
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Alfred was tempted to knock the hat off him, but it was more fun this way. Instead he twirled the propeller on his head, and laughed loudly, “Yeah, it fits perfectly!!”

Alfred paid for the hats, and more, as he held Anya’s hand again, and started to lead her through some more shops, ”C’mon, let’s look some more! I’m sure there’s a lot of little trinkets to buy around here!”

"I have to do something!"

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